France surrenders on biometric testing

@ 2022/08/09
Government wants to know where its citizens are at all times in case they are building a guillotine

The French government is so worried that its citizens might revolt and chop off their heads in the roundabout in the Place de la Concorde that they are spending a fortune on new biometric cards to keep an eye on them.

The French parliament (Assemblée Nationale) has voted for a new €20 million project 242-95 to establish a biometric version of citizens’ health cards (Carte Vitale).

Oddly the money for the idea comes from the French package of financial aid for the cost-of-living crisis, the project would see the creation of a biometric Carte Vitale featuring a chip containing the physical characteristics of the insured, such as fingerprints.

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