Madshrimps needs $$$

@ 2003/03/30
What do you about our idea to sponsor the financial side of [M] ?
Comment from jmke @ 2009/09/08
testing is just part of the equation, you also have to know what to look for, what to test, what conclusion to draw from the results, etc... same reason why I'm not qualified to test PSUs either, I understand the basics, but not enough.
Comment from leeghoofd @ 2009/09/08
I have no clue how to test that, and I have zero knowledge of electrics... will you hold my hand while testing then ?
Comment from geoffrey @ 2009/09/08
Corsair has a power supply ready for ya if you want, but off course it holds in a trip to the Venlo testing lab
Comment from leeghoofd @ 2009/09/07
gear to review we have truckloads ? send some over, I'm doen with testing the waterblocks, maximus II is delayed ufn... pretty bored Or maybe it's benchtime oi oi oi
Comment from wutske @ 2009/09/07
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gamer View Post
Reviewers with money is better.
You get to test brand new hardware for free so why'd you need money ?

I'd like to help you out, but unfortunatly I don't have too much money and reviewing hardware isn't my best quality either
Comment from Gamer @ 2009/09/07
Reviewers with money is better.
Comment from Massman @ 2009/09/07
or money to be reviewers full time
Comment from wutske @ 2009/09/07
so you don't need money, but reviewers ?
Comment from Massman @ 2009/09/07
we actually have too much gear to review
Comment from jmke @ 2009/09/07
we need reviewers, gear to review we have with the truckloads
Comment from wutske @ 2009/09/07
realy, realy in need of money or just to get more reviewgear ?
Comment from Massman @ 2009/09/07
Bump - still in need of $$
Comment from Anthroplast @ 2003/04/02
maar ik wil porno !!!!
Comment from Lisa @ 2003/04/01
moehahahaha also :grin:

Comment from calantak @ 2003/04/01
moehahahaha
Comment from cR00zIFI><3r @ 2003/04/01
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

:grum: :grum: :grum:

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
Comment from jmke @ 2003/04/01
The best reactions ->

Quote:
Wow what a great career move ... me and my mates have been thinking of the $$$ these sites must be making and the simplicty of the ideas...

Good luck on your Pr0n adventure.

Morgan



WorldOC.co.uk
on the mainpage
>>> http://www.monster-hardware.com/modu...rticle&sid=196


also on tweakers.net
http://users.pandora.be/blowe/Modding/lol.JPG

Quote:
Interesting business model (you're a couple of days early for April
Fools ) .. until you factor copyright law into it. Don't think
that someone making a living from selling other people's work (be it
pr0n or whatever) will go un-noticed indefinitely, and the pr0n
pr0ducers will definitely take this kind of thing very seriously.
could well end up costing you more in fines/royalties than you make
in subscriptions..

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On Sun, 30 Mar 2003 17:29:12 +0200, JMke - (John [M]) wrote:
>Hello,
>
>

from www.overclockers.com.au

www.overclockersonline.com
Quote:
[M] Needs Your Help! (Web Link) - 04:11:54 AM - 0 Comments : Modify : Delete
Our beloved friends at [M] need your help, actually they need a piece of your wallet. Wait... so do I . Anyways, this is serious, running a webpage costs money, money for bandwidth and servers. Head on over to see what they have going on.
Comment from Gagagoegoe @ 2003/04/01
Quote:
pr0n, haha, not in this lifetime , happy April Fool's Day, Carry on
Ahh **** it ....

Would have been too damn good ... Now that there was so much positive responce , u guys still not considering a pr0n section ??? lol

Edit : typo
Comment from DUR0N @ 2003/04/01
you got fooled.
april style
Comment from TeuS @ 2003/04/01
Quote:
Originally posted by B|oweFish
lol

They all need..

An eye-exame!
already did that one IRL quite some years ago

I can only see something in the first one, all the others don't make any sense too me
Comment from B|oweFish @ 2003/04/01
lol

They all need..



An eye-exame!
Comment from jmke @ 2003/04/01
doesn't anybody check the news anymore?
Comment from Anthroplast @ 2003/04/01
Quote:
Originally posted by jmke
you have to pay up front with VISA and proof of identity
No VISA, Lisa!!!!

When ur site is up ill drop tha cash off at your place
Comment from DUR0N @ 2003/04/01
Quote:
Originally posted by Bosw8er



hehe, found a name: Johnny Lipstick
eddy's brother?
Comment from TeuS @ 2003/04/01
Quote:
Originally posted by jmke
you need VISA for paypal
oops

there are other ways, ppl who have to pay for MMORPG's have the same problme... ask them
Comment from jmke @ 2003/04/01
you need VISA for paypal
Comment from TeuS @ 2003/04/01
Quote:
Originally posted by Bosw8er


Let's first concentrate on the content.
We'll find something for people without VISA
pay pal
Comment from Bosw8er @ 2003/04/01
Quote:
Originally posted by stevos
i have no VISA card
Let's first concentrate on the content.
We'll find something for people without VISA
Comment from stevos @ 2003/04/01
i have no VISA card
Comment from jmke @ 2003/04/01
you have to pay up front with VISA and proof of identity
Comment from Anthroplast @ 2003/04/01
okay "the girls REALY do look hot" ..

->> Count me in for that 1 year access
Comment from Bosw8er @ 2003/03/31
Quote:
Originally posted by RichBa5tard


Erh, I hope those aren't there real names. i don't think they would appreciate that.

No lisa?
That are their real names ... they do not mind ... an attitude i found in most applications ... strange. Intresting discussion i had, like one of your puberty dreams becoming reality. Believe me or not, the girls REALY do look hot.
But i had to answer a lot of questions with "euh, i don't know". I guess the medical questions/solutions can be given by the doc lui-même. Some things need to be discussed in private.
It was a strange and bewildering and very promosing day.

Lisa is working in Germany atm. She'll be back this weekend.

hehe, found a name: Johnny Lipstick
Comment from calantak @ 2003/03/31
I will do the blood tests, everybody needs to be tested for HIV/syfilis/herpes/hepatitis...before inclusion, I don't want anyone to be in health endangerment

damn, Lisa : YOU are amazing!!!
@ bosw8er : I ain't married
Comment from RichBa5tard @ 2003/03/31
Quote:
Originally posted by Bosw8er
I have an appointement with Frank, Peter, Nadia & Sabine at 21:00 ... business talk

Dam, this goes fast !

JMke, i'll phone you afterwards ... have 2 go now.
Erh, I hope those aren't there real names. i don't think they would appreciate that.

No lisa?
Comment from Tarsius @ 2003/03/31
Quote:
Originally posted by cR00zIFI><3r
**** THAT!!!!!!

damn, this is really great ****...
@ first I thought this would be a flop, but now...
to bad I'm underaged :grin:

show us some :spank: !!!
who wants to see bananas getting spanked :wtf:
i've heard about strange obsessions but this is realy strange
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/31
good luck matey
does your wifey knows?
Comment from Bosw8er @ 2003/03/31
I have an appointement with Frank, Peter, Nadia & Sabine at 21:00 ... business talk

Dam, this goes fast !

JMke, i'll phone you afterwards ... have 2 go now.
Comment from Gamer @ 2003/03/31
Comment from cR00zIFI><3r @ 2003/03/31
**** THAT!!!!!!

damn, this is really great ****...
@ first I thought this would be a flop, but now...
to bad I'm underaged :grin:

show us some :spank: !!!
Comment from Bosw8er @ 2003/03/31
Dear forummembers,

In my wildest imagination i couldn't have tought how far this would go.
We get tons of emails, not lists of movies or actresses ... but of people applying for a job.

I first tought it were prank emails and such, but it is not.

JMke is going nuts from the emails and telephones he gets. I didn't know how many people would like to be starring in such movies ... but now i know they are plenty, i didn't know how many beautiful people would be ready to participate ... but now i know they are plenty, i didn't know the applications were 50% men/women.
Some people just want to participate for free, as introduction in the scene.

Totally

We will keep you posted. Don't ask for pictures or such, we will NOT give them.
Comment from Bosw8er @ 2003/03/31
Quote:
Originally posted by Anthroplast
can we get some previews? ^^
Sorry, no can't do.
It was explicitly asked not to, ... so i won't.
Comment from Anthroplast @ 2003/03/31
can we get some previews? ^^
Comment from Bosw8er @ 2003/03/31
Haha, this is going were no-one could have tought it would go.

Thank you for sending your pics Lisa, altough i'm married and have a nice job i'm now seriously considering a carreer switch
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/31
check your mail Lisa.
I've put you in CC Bosw8er&Calantak
Comment from Lisa @ 2003/03/31
Hi all,

I just got this site from a friend of mine.
I am intrested in such projects. I live in Hasselt, belgium.
Could you email your propositions ?

lisa321go@yahoo.com

Thank you.
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/31
no links will exist between [M] <> XXX

just to make this 100% clear
Comment from calantak @ 2003/03/31
we could watercool hot female organs
Comment from Anthroplast @ 2003/03/31
If ya can find the girl in my avatar im willing to perform ^^

/edit:

JMke perhaps you could change your nick to JM-black magic :grin:

Comment from Anthroplast @ 2003/03/31
hehe [mad] p0rn

Lets benchmark some females
Comment from Bosw8er @ 2003/03/31
Quote:
Originally posted by calantak
is there anything better than playing in pron movies?
I first laughed at your idea to make the movies ourselves. But putting our OWN content online would be the most logical choice if we go that way (and the most bang for the buck - pun intended).
Now, no joke, i talked to two friends (no, this is NOT myself, nore someone from the crew ... they aren't even on this forum) and they would like to play in such movies.
They are 29 and 31, good looking and they are experienced as they have had dozens of girlfriends. They are contacting some girls to participate.
You can imagen us having great fun while constructing possible scripts and scenarios ... all including hardware
Comment from tom @ 2003/03/31
i own the pr0n scene when it comes to animalsex, yes some ppl do pay alot of money for that
Comment from LeBertje @ 2003/03/30
evangeliz's GF rulez
Comment from Evangeliz @ 2003/03/30
Darn, I have alot of pr0n here on cd's dating from my "rukker" times Not needing them anymore they could have been used but I'm afraid they are illegal.

We could try to do some big sale fest of stuff that we don't need to raise the money.
I could sell some fans I don't need
Comment from TeuS @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by Tarsius
I'm sory but i keep forgetting it
Great idea!!
And maybe free entrance for all [M]- members?
I'm afraid not. but we might give our regulars free acces in the first week
Comment from Tarsius @ 2003/03/30
I'm sory but i keep forgetting it
Great idea!!
And maybe free entrance for all [M]- members?
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/30
e n g l i s h please


@Calantak: "do you see what girls the guys make out with"
would be a better statement :grin:
Comment from quarantaine @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by calantak
is there anything better than playing in pron movies?

have you seen the cars they use in those movies
i usually don't watch to the cars
Comment from Tarsius @ 2003/03/30
pracht idee!!
en misschien gratis toegang voor alle leden van [M]
Comment from calantak @ 2003/03/30
is there anything better than playing in pron movies?

have you seen the cars they use in those movies
Comment from DUR0N @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by cR00zIFI&gt;&lt;3r
hmmmm
kinda "laag"
There are plenty of alternatives
yes, if you know anything better then this, please tell.
en kom nu ni af met ne wafelenbak ofzow
Comment from B|oweFish @ 2003/03/30
moeha
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/30
please DO share
Comment from cR00zIFI&gt;&lt;3r @ 2003/03/30
hmmmm
kinda "laag"
There are plenty of alternatives
Comment from Gagagoegoe @ 2003/03/30
I just love the idea !! great !!
Comment from DUR0N @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by jmke

that means that maybe we should look to make our own material :grin:
I am willing to donate ;D
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/30
as stated before her doctor, no links to [M] will be made

this project will exist away from [M]

only the physical location is the same. After M² we will contact publisher and ask for publication rights.
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/30
oki so we already have an idea for the domain-name www.bangdoctor.com
Comment from calantak @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by TeuS

calantak should take care of the lesbian movies, he knows all about it
you bet, all my gurlfriends go lesbian
and they still want to have sex with me afterwards, I have at least 20 personal 1/2 hour movies with girls here at home!
Comment from TeuS @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by calantak
hey
I can make movies,
my gurlfriend has always wanted to be part of a gangbang...
>I can film it
why not?
let's go for it
calantak should take care of the lesbian movies, he knows all about it
Comment from calantak @ 2003/03/30
hey
I can make movies,
my gurlfriend has always wanted to be part of a gangbang...
I think I can convince her with some of you guys. you ain't all that ugly.


I can film it
why not?
let's go for it

this makes lots of money, you know that!!

the Mad-pron-shrimps
Comment from piotke @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by jmke


Not interested in making a little movie for being a stand-in for the flicks?
nah, bad idea

edit: tried other sponsors ?
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by calantak
pervs
Who's the doctor here?
Comment from piotke @ 2003/03/30
I'm very curious about the future about M.

About the stats. the numbers have been rased with a factor of more then 2. Compared to the last moth....
Comment from calantak @ 2003/03/30
pervs
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by piotke

Expensive ****. Specs from server ?
P4 2.4
1gb DDR
2x 40GB RAID1
cdrom/floppy etc etc

Quote:
And no, We're not going to make ourselves
Not interested in making a little movie for being a stand-in for the flicks?
Comment from piotke @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by jmke
TeuS: when you distribute movies/pictures you have to verify that you have the right to SHARE them with others, otherwise the site will be shut down even before we reach the end of the month. Copyright remember

that means that maybe we should look to make our own material :grin:
And no, We're not going to make ourselves
Comment from piotke @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by TeuS
@m² we can get plenty of movies
I don't think that that's the biggest problem ...

Expensive ****. Specs from server ?
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/30
TeuS: when you distribute movies/pictures you have to verify that you have the right to SHARE them with others, otherwise the site will be shut down even before we reach the end of the month. Copyright remember

that means that maybe we should look to make our own material :grin:
Comment from TeuS @ 2003/03/30
@m² we can get plenty of movies
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/30
no no the HARDWARE. I have the server here, it cost us over 1500€

we are not yet talking about the costs for housing/colocation/traffic
Comment from piotke @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by jmke
The server alone cost us over 1500€
for 1 year I hope. And than you have to add the traffic made ? right ?
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/30
The server alone cost us over 1500€
Comment from piotke @ 2003/03/30
Quote:
Originally posted by jmke
pr0n will bring more people in then any other service

we are going to host it from the same [M] server, but not the same domain ofcourse
I know it's the most popular thing on the internet.

Well, it's original that's for shure. I'm willing to donate a monthly amount for the hosting, if it's not that much.

M needs a lot of money ?
Comment from RichBa5tard @ 2003/03/30
Making visitors pay for M is no option.

A pr0n site whould not be related to M in any way, except in would be on the same server.
Comment from jmke @ 2003/03/30
pr0n will bring more people in then any other service

we are going to host it from the same [M] server, but not the same domain ofcourse
Comment from piotke @ 2003/03/30
You must be kiddin.

Really, no-offence, but that sound (sound eh) really stupid.

I know, the trafic has doubled, according to last month, but, pr0n :s

make [M] payable ? Like shrimp ?

edit; offcoz, you can always try to gain some money at the M-lan.
Comment from DJ-EviL @ 2003/03/30
when i first read it
i said "omg"
Comment from tom @ 2003/03/30
no it is serious.

Site is getting too huge to host it on our webservers.

See http://www.madshrimps.be/forums/show...pagenum ber=1 for more info.
Comment from quarantaine @ 2003/03/30
1 april is a couple of days away i guess

nice initiative btw
Comment from Stryker @ 2003/03/30
yeah mixing pron and hardware, perfect combination

 

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