Apple allows iPhone X out into the cold for first time

@ 2017/11/21
Just in time for Winter

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has apparently fixed a flaw with in its over-priced iPhone X which caused it to stop working if the temperature dropped below freezing.

Apple fanboys from colder climates found that if the phone appeared to be designed for lizard’s living California. Once the leaves turned brown and the sky became grey, the phone started to sing California Dreaming and refused to allow itself to be touched by Apple fanboys.

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