Apple gives up on self-driving cars

Too innovative

The Fruity tax dodger Apple has pulled out of the race to build self-driving cars because the industry was not doing what it was told.


Apple’s Project Titan, which was only ever mentioned in the company’s favourite newspapers, has been changed.
Apparently all those working on Apple’s self-driving car have been fired and whole sections connected with the project have also been forced to clean out their desks.