Kim Jong-Un cures Cancer, Ebola and Aids

Cheese munching despot Kim Jong-Un claims to have cured Cancer, Ebola and Aids with a new miracle drug.

The Northern Korean dictator announced that his miracle cure consists of ginseng grown from fertiliser and a mix of other ingredients.

The secret sauce to the cure is just that,secret, but it means that no one in North Korea has to worry about these illnesses ever again. It means that only capitalists have to worry about getting sick.